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writer’s workshop: if these walls could talk

August 20, 2009 by Rachel 16 Comments

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If these walls could talk they’d say…

“Lay off the avacados! Just cause they are low in the ‘bad fat’ doesn’t mean you should eat five at a sitting.”

“Hummus is not a food group.”

“Don’t give yourself such a hard time for NOT waking up at 430 to work out.”

“Dry your eyes. Everything will be ok.”

“When is your new apartment available? Living out of bags is gross.”

“So this is why we have to start the ‘no swearing for a year’ thing all over again…”

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  1. Miss. C

    August 20, 2009 at 11:34 am

    I am 45 min from Akron! I hope things transition well for you in NY! Good luck and just plan lots of roadtrips back home so you have somethng to look forward to!!!

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  2. Brown Girl

    August 20, 2009 at 11:41 am

    So true on the avocados! Don't beat yourself up about not getting up early, there's always tomorrow! 😉

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  3. Sunshinemeg

    August 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Hilarious post!

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  4. Life with Kaishon

    August 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Humus is not a food group? Oh my gosh. Stop it right this second. Devestation!

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  5. Heather (Live.Love.Laugh.)

    August 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    4 avocados is OK :-). Hummus should be a food group!

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  6. LawGirl

    August 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    In my opinion, if you can explain it away (for example by saying it's low in bad fat), then just enjoy it.

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  7. Fidgeting Gidget

    August 20, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    You're so funny, even when you're feeling melancholy. 🙂

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  8. Skinny Bitches in the Making

    August 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    if these walls could talk, then can't you tell them to mind your own business?! enjoy your avo and hummus and forget about getting up that early to work out. that is crazy early. good luck with the rest! great post!

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  9. Valerie {Next to Heaven}

    August 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    But hummus is OH so yummy!

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  10. Summer Wind

    August 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    well at least you aren't eating junk food! that's something to be proud of!

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  11. Krystyn

    August 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I think you could be making much worse choices for yourself than avocados and hummus!

    Don't be so hard on yourself.

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  12. Lil' Woman

    August 20, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Maybe you should just hold off on the no swearing till your settles in your apartment : )
    Moving brings the cusses out of my like crazy!

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  13. Katie

    August 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    I love what your walls would say! Great life. Except… waking up at 4:30 for a workout, phew, that id dedication

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  14. Jennifer

    August 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    I love avocados. Especially when you turn them into guacamole and eat them with chips.

    Thanks for stopping by.

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  15. Jeanette

    August 20, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    I had to live out of bags once while waiting to move into my new house, so not fun!

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  16. Angel

    August 21, 2009 at 12:57 am

    I also have to start the no swearing thing over and over again. Thanks for the comment I like your blog too!!

    Reply

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