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Help Wanted:
Person to handle all of my stress (including, but not limited to: work, money, life).
Light (to moderate) cooking required. Drivers license and limousine (to car my butt around) a must.
Position Summary:
Pretty much do everything I hate doing and assist me in doing the things I want to do.
Job Requirements:
Must be energetic, but not too energetic that you freak me out.
Must be able to maintain more sanity than I (this should be fairly simple since I have very little).
Must be able to lift items up to at least 50lbs (aka – carrying my shopping bags).
While certification as a therapist not required, some experience may be necessary to perform day-to-day duties.
Travel Requirements:
0%-100% of the time.
Serious inquiries only.
If you find this person please clone them so I can have one too!
good ad. are you a therapist?
I like the carrying shopping bag requirement. hilarious!!
I most certainly need one of those assistants too! If you find any let me know 🙂
One of my secret desires is to have my own little Oompa Loompa (from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) do all that for me.
yeah, if you find that person, send his attractive brother over here! 😀