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I am ill. I have a rare disease. The symptoms include:
-extreme bouts of laziness.
-anxiety and inability to rest.
-extreme mood swings, including, but not limited to, giggling one second and freaking out the next.
-the urge to nap at any and all points during the day.
-inability to perform daily job functions.
-completely checking out of your responsibilities.
If you have these you may be urged to:
-relocate to another state.
Today is my LAST day of work in Ohio. Monday is my first day of work in Syracuse.
Not so Funny Thing… I really am sick. This is definitely not allergies. Awesome. Right before a huge weekend. True Story.
This has been part of Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop series! The question: What’s ailing you? Diagnose yourself with a syndrome.
TheAnalyst
Oh I meet a diagnosis of anxiety very well. I'm sure I could come up with a few medical syndromes too, but it is probably best I don't!
I bet you will be feeling better once everything is settled. Anxiety can be very nasty on the body, and people often overlook how much of an effect, psychologically and physically, it has on us.
Sew.What.
Lovely post. In all seriousness though feel better!
Unknown Mami
I always get sick right before a major event. Feel better soon and happy trails!
Tara Gibson
hope you get to feeling better! probably all the stress wore you out!
Southern Champagne Wishes
I hope that you feel better as soon as possible and that your move goes smoothly!
Kim
Ahh, the perils of Geographic Dysmorphia (my name for your ailment).
You are never yourself if you're living in a place you find lacking.
Glad that your cure is only days away!
Hannah @ The New Black
I have the EXACT same thing!!! 🙂
Jennifer
Visiting from Mama Kat's blog. Good luck with your new job and hope you're feeling better soon!
~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com/
Jen
I think that I have had this ailment too. Wishing you luck.
Lyryn
I know how that is! I kinda felt that way today… the funny part to mine; is that my son is the one that is sick! Ah… your blog is so cute, I really enjoyed reading it!
JW.BW
Sounds like a SERIOUS case of stress… Drink more, thats what I do!!! (probably not great advice, but its all Ive got!!)
Feel better!!
JW
Summer Wind
Feel better!!!!
Daniel Jones
Seems like we all get sick just before big events. I always suspect it is the stress that does it.
Get well and good luck in Syracuse (and be ready for the winters!).
BALLET NEWS
Hello, just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your wonderful post, thank you
Southern Champagne Wishes
Hi again! Just wanted to let you know that I left you an award on my blog!
~**Dawn**~
Booooo for being sick. I hope you feel better soon!
Summer
Whew…hope the move cures you!!!
Margaret aka: Fact Woman
I hope you feel better really soon!!!
Maybe a game of Tag is what you need to feel more chipper, in which case Tag, You're It. The instructions to this weekly game are posted on my blog. I hope you'll come out and play!
Erica Leigh
if i were to diagnose myself, i would say i suffer from…
neurotic-ness?? haha. i don't even know. and my symptoms are pretty dang close to yours.
mostly, i'm just lazy, unmotivated, occasionally irritable.
hope you feel better soon. <3