I am ill. I have a rare disease. The symptoms include:
-extreme bouts of laziness.
-anxiety and inability to rest.
-extreme mood swings, including, but not limited to, giggling one second and freaking out the next.
-the urge to nap at any and all points during the day.
-inability to perform daily job functions.
-completely checking out of your responsibilities.
If you have these you may be urged to:
-relocate to another state.
Today is my LAST day of work in Ohio. Monday is my first day of work in Syracuse.
Not so Funny Thing… I really am sick. This is definitely not allergies. Awesome. Right before a huge weekend. True Story.
This has been part of Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop series! The question: What’s ailing you? Diagnose yourself with a syndrome.