This weekend I saw some old friends from college. So this weeks Totally Awkward Tuesday will be dedicated to the awkwardness that is… college. More specifically, college roommates.
Freshman year was great. But sophomore year I decided to stay with a new group of girls. They were really nice, but one of them, ehh, I wasn’t so thrilled about. But whatever, we needed a fourth roommate.
So we moved in to this townhouse type dorm. There were two rooms (two people per room), a dining area, a full kitchen and living room. Not a small space, but not enough, that’s for sure. The 4th roommate (whom I wasn’t all that thrilled about) decided mid-semester to break up with her long time boyfriend and date a total Dirtbag. Dirtbag and 4th Roommate were dirty together. Not just in the naughty way, but in the dirty leave-my-underwear-in-the-kitchen way. But also in the naughty way. Which is disrespectful when living with other females.
Well, one day 4th Roommate comes out of the bathroom giggling. We asked her what her deal was. She said “There’s blood in my pee. I think I have chlamydia.”
Not funny. Gross. So to mostly spare you the roommate drama, I moved out. My new roommates helped me move my stuff out. My last words to 4th Roommate were during a screaming battle.
My last words “Bye, slut! Good luck with the chlamydia.”
OK, not my classiest moment, but required. And awkward. The whole situation.