writers workshop: help wanted

June 25, 2009 in writers workshop

Mama Kat’s Writers Workshop: Create a Help Wanted Ad.
Obviously a joke. Don’t judge. 😉


Help Wanted:
Person to handle all of my stress (including, but not limited to: work, money, life).
Light (to moderate) cooking required. Drivers license and limousine (to car my butt around) a must.

Position Summary:
Pretty much do everything I hate doing and assist me in doing the things I want to do.

Job Requirements:
Must be energetic, but not too energetic that you freak me out.
Must be able to maintain more sanity than I (this should be fairly simple since I have very little).
Must be able to lift items up to at least 50lbs (aka – carrying my shopping bags).
While certification as a therapist not required, some experience may be necessary to perform day-to-day duties.

Travel Requirements:
0%-100% of the time.

Serious inquiries only.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

~M~ June 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm

If you find this person please clone them so I can have one too!

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*krystyn* June 25, 2009 at 8:33 pm

good ad. are you a therapist?

I like the carrying shopping bag requirement. hilarious!!

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RCaitlin June 25, 2009 at 8:43 pm

I most certainly need one of those assistants too! If you find any let me know 🙂

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Ebony Haywood June 25, 2009 at 10:07 pm

One of my secret desires is to have my own little Oompa Loompa (from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) do all that for me.

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Raine June 26, 2009 at 2:15 am

yeah, if you find that person, send his attractive brother over here! 😀

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